You Know You are In South Beach, Miami When...

- You refer to your hometown as 305 or MIA - OH 

- You bump into a celebrity almost every day

- You own a guayabera or know what one is  

- You take your car to go one block down the street 

- You see girls wearing clubbing clothes to go to 7-11  

- You can still go shopping after midnight

- You complain about the heat all the time but you won't move.
- You call flip-flops Chancletas and wear them EVERYWHERE!

- The clubs don't end till 6 in the morning.

- The only time you see the sun rise is when you are coming home from a club.

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