Workout day. "I don't count my sit-ups until they start hurting because those are the only ones that count" - Muhammad Ali

"I don't count my sit-ups until they start hurting because those are the only ones that count" - Muhammad Ali

A moment is time with no handles; it's hard to grasp and impossible to tell when one ends and the next begins. Sometimes we don't even realize we had it until it's gone.

Miracle flight! That moment when 15 wheelchairs get on a plane before you, but only 1 get off

That moment when you stride confidently into the wrong meeting room and everyone turns and glances at you like when your waiter brings you the wrong order.

Voting doesn't change anything. If it did they'd find a way to make it illegal

Contiki Thailand East 2015

An arrow cannot move forward without first moving backwards

Don't have a girlfriend; just know of a girl who would be very upset if I said that

And then the doctor says, "It says here you get irritable and offended by people's comments on Facebook. I'm writing you a prescription for 2 testicles"

Doctor: Mhm, it says here you get irritable and offended by people's comments on Facebook?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Okay, I'm writing you a prescription for 2 testicles.

If you tell people they got what it takes to succeed they'd most likely prove you right #glasshalffull #gymday

If you tell people they got what it takes to succeed they'd most likely prove you right #glasshalffull #gymday

"There was once a time when there was no TSA; you could walk right into an airport with the people you wish to drop off and keep them company on the plane until it was time to depart" - Mom

"There was once a time when there was no TSA; you could walk into an airport with the people you wish to drop off and keep them company on the plane until it was time to depart" - Mom

She says, "You're such a dog" and I say "You're such a bone"

"Your past does not equal your future unless you still live there" - Anthony Robbins

"A wise man can learn more of a foolish question than a fool from a wise answer" Bruce Lee

Strength training day! I believe every day is a new opportunity to start something new or make plans to.

And then she says, "I don't want to tell you what to do. I want you to do what I want you to do, not because I tell you what I want you to do but because you want to do what I want you to do"

And then she says, "I don't want to tell you what to do. I want you to do what I want you to do, not because I tell you what I want you to do but because you want to do what I want you to do"

"It is in the moments of decision that our destiny is shaped" - Tony Robbins

"Never forget who you are! The rest of the world will not. Wear it like an armor and it can never be used to hurt you" - Tyrion Lannister

There's a time and place for everything and right now it's about that time

"The only difference between a gay and a straight couples is no one complains when you leave the seat up" - Jimmy Kimmel