Facebook spies /n/ So called 'friends' on Facebook you haven't communicated with in awhile, who act like they don't use Facebook at all but secretly follow all your updates and occasionally pop out of the woodwork to correct your grammar or share their unwanted personal opinions. You know yourselves!

Facebook spies /n/ So called 'friends' on Facebook you haven't communicated with in awhile, who act like they don't use Facebook at all but secretly follow all your updates and occasionally pop out of the woodwork to correct your grammar or share their unwanted personal opinions. You know yourselves!

Play 'In The Air Tonight’ by Phil Collins on December 31st at 11:56:40. (PS: the drum break will play right as the clock strikes midnight. You're welcome!

Play 'In The Air Tonight’ by Phil Collins on December 31st at 11:56:40. (PS: the drum break will play right as the clock strikes midnight. You're welcome! 

People who pay lots of money to see a show but don't get to enjoy it because they are busy trying to record a crappy version of the show on their phones of which they won't watch but would post on social media so you watch, which if not of facebook's autoplay you'd probably scroll past it

People who pay lots of money to see a show but don't get to enjoy it because they are busy trying to record a crappy version of the show on their phones of which they won't watch but would post on social media so you watch, which if not of facebook's autoplay you'd probably scroll past it

i would like to think we (humans) are a smarter, more evolved species. Sometimes I'm right, other times someone finds a way to prove me wrong

i would like to think we (humans) are a smarter, more evolved species. Sometimes I'm right, other times someone finds a way to prove me wrong

That moment when you lift up your head and notice everyone else staring into their phones while waiting for the train

That moment when you lift up your head and notice everyone else staring into their phones while waiting for the train

That moment when you pass someone on the street trying really, really hard not to make eye contact

Friends be like, "Hey! I haven't seen you in ages. We should definitely hang out soon!" Yeah, sure thing!

Friends be like, "Hey! I haven't seen you in ages. We should definitely hang out soon!" Yeah, sure thing!

It's wedding season!

New Rule: Social Media is the New Nicotine | Real Time with Bill Maher (...

There's a blessing that comes from not being constantly connected to social media

People too picky these days..too tall, too short, too fat, too skinny. Have a couple of drinks and quit discriminating

Emojis - the modern day cave drawings

Friends who say they want to hangout and have a good time but when the time comes they bail out on you. But that's not my business though. Man, this Lipton tea is quite refreshing!

thing cupcake

http://flic.kr/p/pTunUh

Anyone Wants Candy

http://flic.kr/p/pAS956

Baby Duckling Goes Trick Or Treating

http://flic.kr/p/pTnvRo

Straw Cockerel

http://flic.kr/p/pSxk7n

My Sick, Twisted, Dark Fantasy

http://flic.kr/p/pAhaLT

We Deck The Office With Tombstones, Pumpkins, Spider Webs and Lots Of Treats For The Kids

http://flic.kr/p/pQusU9

strobe lights, dirty minds; smell of red wine and cheap perfume