Showing posts with label restaurant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label restaurant. Show all posts
Saturday, August 1, 2015
Sunday, September 29, 2013
How To Know Who's Gonna Be Paying For Dinner Tonight
- If after you request the bill for dinner, she suddenly decides to use the restroom, YOU are paying for dinner.
- If after you request the bill for dinner, she tells you she's broke or comes up with any other lame excuses, YOU are paying for dinner.
- If after the bill comes she still sitting on the table with you, she's open to the idea of splitting the bill 50/50 if you ask nicely and/or having YOU are paying it off.
- If after the bill comes she suggests paying the bill by herself, SHE is 'open to the idea' of paying for dinner herself or might just be guilt-tripping YOU into paying for it.
- If after you request the bill for dinner, she tells you she's broke or comes up with any other lame excuses, YOU are paying for dinner.
- If after the bill comes she still sitting on the table with you, she's open to the idea of splitting the bill 50/50 if you ask nicely and/or having YOU are paying it off.
- If after the bill comes she suggests paying the bill by herself, SHE is 'open to the idea' of paying for dinner herself or might just be guilt-tripping YOU into paying for it.
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
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