Feels good to turn off your alarm and go back to bed

That moment when you hear someone complaining to the flight attendant about the free wifi onboard being too slow

I would never understand why people travel to a foreign country but unwilling to indulge in their culture, food and lifestyle. It's like going to Grandma's house and refusing to eat her food

I would never understand why people travel to a foreign country but unwilling to indulge in their culture, food and lifestyle. It's like going to Grandma's house and refusing to eat her food

Never change your barber/hairstylist you've had for years, you will notice the difference #facts

That moment when your phone automatically categories two of your photos from when you were skinny to when you gained weight as two different people

That moment when your friend's riding shotgun without a seatbelt and the car keeps beating yet they act like they don't hear it

I hate walking behind women on the street. Makes me feel very uncomfortable.

I hate walking behind women on the street. Makes me feel very uncomfortable.

They say wine is poetry in a bottle. The more you drink the more poetic you become. We're gonna be Shakespeare by the end of the night. Either that or we'll paint a Jackson Pollock mural on the bathroom mirror. Saluti

Iron Man Amazon review: "I am so disappointed. I bought this DVD thinking it was about weight lifting

Iron Man Amazon review: "I am so disappointed. I bought this DVD thinking it was about weight lifting

Eventually the girl with the dragon tattoo becomes the old lady with the tattoo dragon. The inevitable corruption of the flesh

That moment when your friend keeps texting and driving while giving you a ride. "So **** me, right?"

That moment when you misspell a word hoping autocorrect would help you out but it doesn't

Want to freak yourself out? I'm gonna show just how much of your information the likes of Facebook and Google store about you without you even realising it

https://twitter.com/iamdylancurran/status/977559925680467968?s=12

Co-workers with kids: Omg guess what? My kid did the funniest thing yesterday! Me: Oh.....really, What did it do this time?

Co-workers with kids: Omg guess what? My kid did the funniest thing yesterday! Me: Oh.....really, What did it do this time?

That moment when you hand your phone a girl to type in her number instead she texts REDCROSS to 90999 for a $10 donation. I can't even be mad...

We can all agree if you bring a baby into a movie theater, you're... "not a nice" parent

Facebook spies /n/ So called 'friends' on Facebook you haven't communicated with in awhile, who act like they don't use Facebook at all but secretly follow all your updates and occasionally pop out of the woodwork to correct your grammar or share their unwanted personal opinions. You know yourselves!

Facebook spies /n/ So called 'friends' on Facebook you haven't communicated with in awhile, who act like they don't use Facebook at all but secretly follow all your updates and occasionally pop out of the woodwork to correct your grammar or share their unwanted personal opinions. You know yourselves!

Fortune Cookie Reads: "You're about to eat a stale cookie!"

For men only: You're allowed 5 emotional minutes a day then you gotta be gangster

Remember when you had to actually go inside the bank?