I believe some food shouldn't be 'all you can eat' ... like Chinese food because you get hungry shortly after - John Pinette

And then Obama said, 'In the next 2 days someone else will be standing in this spot. And it's anyone's guess who SHE will be'

That moment when you stride confidently into the wrong meeting room and everyone turns and glances at you like when your waiter brings you the wrong order.

That moment when you tell someone from the UK you're going to a Swedish home furniture store and they reply, "Does it look like I care?

Reading between the lines is dangerous if you're waiting for a train

Y entonces ella dijo, " Agujero equivocado!" #golfingmoments

Obama: What are you having for Thanksgiving? Putin: Turkey!

Obama: What are you having for Thanksgiving?
Putin: Turkey!