Wednesday, January 26, 2011

NFL's dirty little secret: Players suffer

The business leaders of the National Football League used to have a secret.

It was a deep, dark secret, one they kept written on a microscopic piece of gold-plated paper, locked behind a door, behind a vault, behind a 20-foot-long man-eating anaconda in the basement of its New York offices.

The majority of the world's secrets are easily uncovered. This one, however, stood as a modern-day equivalent of the inner workings of the Bavarian Illuminati. Nobody was ever supposed to suspect. It was passed down from generation to generation; only the most trusted and knowledgeable of NFL officials were ever genuinely aware of the truth.

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