Officer X: "Do you know how fast you were driving?" Violator: "About 140..?"

 

Officer X: "Do you realize how fast you were driving?"

Violator: "About 140..?"

Officer X: "I clocked you at 169 mph, sir!"

Violator: "...Oh"

Officer X: "I would need to see your license and registration."

(Hands over license and registration)

(20 minutes later)

Officer X: "I appreciate the fact that you pulled over. So I won't revoke your license.

Officer X: Here, (Hands license, registration...and $ 300.00 ticket.) Next time stay within the designated speed limits!

Violator: Thanks, sir.

End.

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