Sunday, September 29, 2013

How To Know Who's Gonna Be Paying For Dinner Tonight

- If after you request the bill for dinner, she suddenly decides to use the restroom, YOU are paying for dinner.

- If after you request the bill for dinner, she tells you she's broke or comes up with any other lame excuses, YOU are paying for dinner.

- If after the bill comes she still sitting on the table with you, she's open to the idea of splitting the bill 50/50 if you ask nicely and/or having YOU are paying it off.

- If after the bill comes she suggests paying the bill by herself, SHE is 'open to the idea' of paying for dinner herself or might just be guilt-tripping YOU into paying for it.

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