Imagine: Google secretly provides funding for project Fappening to Samsung. Samsung merges with Twitter and hire hackers who hack Apple's iCloud and expose celebrity photos. Apple users turn to Google Drive for 'better' online security, Samsung surpasses Apple in stocks but Apple gains buzz over new iPhone 6 release; Twitter gets more followers; celebrities search trend goes viral and fuels internet trolls; everyone temporarily forgets about ISIS or the Ukraine crisis. Profit. (jk:)

Imagine: Google secretly provides funding for project Fappening to Samsung. Samsung merges with Twitter and hire hackers who hack Apple's iCloud and expose celebrity photos. Apple users turn to Google Drive for 'better' online security, Samsung surpasses Apple in stocks but Apple gains buzz over new iPhone 6 release; Twitter gets more followers; celebrities search trend goes viral and fuels internet trolls; everyone temporarily forgets about ISIS or the Ukraine crisis. Profit. (jk:)