Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over sir?
Me: Because you noticed the 'Herbalife' sticker on my windshield and you're ready to get in shape?
Officer: No, your window tint is too dark.
Me: It's DOT approved photochromic tint but I'd have it inspected at the dealership. So are you ready to get healthy now?
Officer: (Hesitating..) Yeah sure, what do you have?
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